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LA Surfers Consider Moving to Landlocked States After Endless Commutes to Waves

Surf’s Up, Traffic’s Down: LA Surfers Weigh the Waves of Change

Navigating the Gridlock and Dreaming of Desert Swells

In a recent survey conducted among LA surfers, a seismic shift in surf culture has emerged, with many contemplating a move to landlocked states. The driving force? The endless commute to catch waves at iconic beaches like Venice, Malibu, and Santa Monica.

Commute Blues: Surfing Through Traffic

Picture this: a surfer wakes up at the crack of dawn, fueled by dreams of catching the perfect wave at Venice Beach. But before they can even wax their board, they’re ensnared in a tangled web of traffic on the 405 freeway. According to a survey by the Surfing Association of LA, over 80% of respondents spend more time stuck in traffic than actually riding waves.

LA Surfers Consider Moving to Landlocked States After Endless Commutes to Waves
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“It’s like Groundhog Day, but instead of Bill Murray, it’s me stuck behind a Prius,” lamented one surfer, speaking on condition of anonymity.

The Call of the Cornfields: Seeking Solace Inland

Faced with endless commutes and dwindling wave time, many LA surfers are eyeing landlocked states with envy. The allure of pristine lakes and rivers, untainted by overcrowded lineups and traffic jams, has proven irresistible to those weary of the daily grind.

“I never thought I’d say this, but I’m seriously considering trading my board for a pair of skis,” confessed Mark Johnson, a lifelong surfer and traffic warrior. “At least on the slopes, the only traffic is caused by overly enthusiastic beginners.”

Surfing the Asphalt Jungle: Dreams of Desert Waves

LA Surfers Consider Moving to Landlocked States After Endless Commutes to Waves
LA Surfers Consider Moving to Landlocked States After Endless Commutes to Waves

But it’s not just snow-covered slopes that are calling to LA surfers – it’s also the allure of desert waves. Picture this: carving up waves of sand dunes instead of battling for position in crowded lineups. It’s enough to make even the most die-hard wave riders reconsider their allegiance to the coast.

“It’s like Mad Max meets Point Break,” mused Sarah Ramirez, a seasoned surfer and aspiring desert nomad. “Who needs ocean waves when you can catch air off a sand berm?”

RVs and Rollerblades: Unconventional Solutions to Traffic Woes

With traffic congestion showing no signs of abating, LA surfers are getting creative in their quest for wave-riding freedom. From investing in RVs to rollerblading to the beach, surfers are exploring unconventional means of escaping the clutches of gridlock.

“I figured if I can’t beat the traffic, I might as well bring it with me,” joked Dave Thompson, a self-proclaimed RV enthusiast and weekend wave warrior. “Plus, I hear the campgrounds have killer sunset views.”

The Great Migration: An Exodus of Epic Proportions

LA Beaches and Traffic - LA Surfers Consider Moving to Landlocked States After Endless Commutes to Waves
LA Beaches and Traffic – LA Surfers Consider Moving to Landlocked States After Endless Commutes to Waves

With each passing day, the exodus of LA surfers to landlocked states gathers momentum. What was once a trickle has now become a flood, as wave riders from Venice Beach to Malibu pack up their boards and bid farewell to the endless commutes and crowded lineups.

“It’s like the California Gold Rush, but instead of gold nuggets, we’re chasing waves of corn,” quipped Emily Park, a surfer turned corn enthusiast. “Who knows, maybe I’ll even start a surf school on Lake Michigan.”

Conclusion: Riding the Wave of Change

As LA surfers contemplate their futures, one thing is clear: the days of endless commutes and crowded lineups may soon be a thing of the past. Whether they’re carving up waves in the desert or catching swells on a lake, surfers are determined to find their slice of wave-riding paradise, even if it means trading sea views for mountain vistas.

Disclaimer: The views and opinions expressed in this article are purely satirical and for entertainment purposes only. Any resemblance to actual events or persons, living or dead, is purely coincidental. So grab your board, buckle up, and get ready to ride the wave of change – just watch out for those tumbleweeds. Auf Wiedersehen!

By Kannika Saetang

Kannika Saetang graduated from Chulalongkorn University in Bangkok, Thailand, with a degree in Communication Arts. Her work as a journalist began in the bustling city of Bangkok, but her heart led her to the serene beaches of Phuket. Kannika's articles on the interplay between tourism and local surf cultures are enlightening, and her stand-up surfing performances are a testament to her deep connection with the sea. With a knack for comedy, she brings laughter and light to the surf community and beyond.

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