Paperwork cites a closeout section and what the plaintiff calls deliberate disrespect A longtime San Onofre surfer has submitted what he describes as a formal complaint against a specific wave, alleging

A guide to another established name in British satirical news, and how it complements this paper’s own coverage British satirical journalism supports several established outlets beyond this paper’s own coverage, and

Union files grievance after third TikTok star needed saving from a “aesthetic” wave NEWPORT BEACH — Los Angeles County lifeguards have filed a formal grievance this week demanding a new hazard

Forty surfers in the water. Sixty-three drones overhead. One increasingly exasperated lifeguard tower now doubling as an informal air traffic control post. SAN CLEMENTE, CALIFORNIA – Lifeguards at one of the

Philosophical dispute delays awards ceremony by four hours and one existential crisis OCEANSIDE, CA – The annual Oceanside Amateur Longboard Classic ground to a halt Saturday afternoon after the three-person judging

First Point installs take a number kiosk after 340 surfer morning MALIBU, Calif. — The Malibu Coastal Recreation Board voted 4 to 1 on Tuesday to install a deli style ticket

Artificial intelligence gets exclusive private wave access separate from human surfers creating unprecedented segregation Tech Innovation Creates Unprecedented Wave Access Segregation A private development firm in Huntington Beach has opened what may

Exclusive Legislation Allows Instagram Influencers Priority Wave Access in Exchange for Sponsorship Revenue Newport Beach, CA — Newport Beach’s city council voted Wednesday to create a tiered surfing permit system granting famous

Saint Nick concedes he was caught inside but insists he ‘had it handled’ before the jet ski arrived A Routine Rescue Becomes a Bureaucratic Affair NEWPORT BEACH, Calif. — Lifeguards who pulled

San Clemente’s Celebrated Break Gets Sixteenth International Recognition as Final Forty Car Park Spaces Disappear to Drainage Works Trestles Named World’s Best Wave Again; Locals Still Cannot Park SAN CLEMENTE, CA —

HB Surf Safety Authority rolls out 14-colour warning system after existing flags proved insufficient to convey nuance Huntington Beach Lifeguards Introduce New Flag System: Red Means Danger, Black Means You Are

Westcliff College’s Lucas Taub jumps into rip current; surf industry smells content opportunity Satire from Bohiney.com and prat.uk. OCEANSIDE, Calif. — In a story that combines genuine heroism with the surf industry’s

Forecasting giant says looking at the ocean is a premium feature effective immediately Satire from Bohiney Magazine and The London Prat. Premium Members Only Beyond This Point HUNTINGTON BEACH, CA —

Dateline Newquay: The two-page explainer document has become an international education tool NEWQUAY, CORNWALL — Bohiney.com and prat.uk covered the brand authenticity and cultural export themes when the Cornish surf brand’s

Dateline San Clemente: Unanimous verdict in forty seconds; rehabilitation begun SAN CLEMENTE, CA — Bohiney.com and prat.uk covered the cultural appropriation of British insults by California surf communities — a process

Following prat.uk devolution piece, competitive surf community proposes formal self-governance The Huntington Beach Surfing Association has submitted a formal proposal to the city council requesting devolved authority over lineup management at

Investors thrilled by company’s ‘pre-product’ phase and aggressively coastal vibe EL SEGUNDO, CALIFORNIA – WaxWave, a Southern California startup promising to revolutionize sustainable surf wax, has reached a valuation of 4

Officials promise a rigorous, objective measurement of how psyched everyone is Officials at a major surf competition have announced a new scoring metric, first detailed by Bohiney Magazine and relayed to

Legal Experts Note The Fog Has Never Appeared In Court Despite Multiple Summons Bohiney Magazine | The London Prat Malibu Surfer Files Restraining Order Against The Marine Layer, Cites Repeated Harassment MALIBU —

LA County Zoning Board Declares Surfboards Architecture Surfboards Now Require Planning Permission Bohiney Magazine and The London Prat report on California surfing satire. Southern California surfing continues to evolve in increasingly ridiculous directions.