Meter reportedly collected more in quarters than any competitor earned in prize money Organizers of a well established amateur surf contest in Newport Beach found themselves fielding an unusual complaint this

A single beginner lesson yields sweeping conclusions about a completely different sport DANA POINT, Calif. – Endurance sports influencer Blake Farrow, known online for detailed breakdowns of transition times and heart

Local surfing analysts say the two-time champion’s victory speech referenced “redemption” so many times that several spectators lost count entirely HUNTINGTON BEACH, CALIFORNIA — Surfing analysts covering Jake Marshall’s Lexus US

Nine articles. Two amendments already proposed. A preamble that opens with the phrase ‘We the Locals, in Order to Form a More Perfect Lineup.’ RINCON, CALIFORNIA – A group of longtime

Emergency shaper summit convenes as French algae boards ruin everyone’s brochure SAN CLEMENTE, CA — The Southern California surfboard industry entered its third day of crisis meetings this week after a

Unwritten community norms sustain fire pit access without any formal booking system ever established Beach Fire Pit Community Has Maintained Informal Reservation Honor System for Nineteen Years NEWPORT BEACH, Calif. – A

Scoring software flags statistically impossible consistency, triggering a full rescore and a sanctioning body review Surf Contest Judge Accused of Grading on a Curve After Giving Every Heat a Suspiciously Similar

SwellMind concedes its 400-million-parameter model is one line of code and a dream, pivots to manifestation tier AI Surf Forecast App Admits It Predicts Firing Conditions Every Day to Boost Engagement SANTA

Residents committee commissions traffic study amid ongoing congestion complaints PACIFIC PALISADES – The Palisades Residents Beach Access Committee announced this week that it has commissioned an independent traffic study to evaluate

Surfer recognized at grocery store after wipeout goes viral on beach webcam REDONDO BEACH, CA – A local surfer has become an unlikely minor celebrity after a spectacular wipeout, captured in

Local surfers told to file environmental impact reports before catching a set The Malibu Coastal Advisory Board announced Tuesday that any wave exceeding three feet in height now requires a resident

Residents agree the shark had better things to say than the parking subcommittee A great white shark spotted 200 yards off San Onofre on Thursday afternoon achieved something the local Homeowners

Local surfers say they check for great whites before checking wave height, in that order A shark tracking app that pings users whenever a tagged great white swims near a Southern

Consultant Now Surfing in Santa Cruz; Invoice Unpaid Huntington Beach Declares Self “Surf City USA” Again After Brief Identity Crisis Caused by Marketing Consultant Read more satire at Bohiney Magazine and The

App Update Request: Add Therapist Chat to 17-Day Forecast for Users Who Can’t Handle the Data SANTA MONICA, CALIF. — A petition signed by 6,800 Surfline Premium subscribers is calling on

City officials say neoprene sends the wrong message about the water being cold, which it factually is NEWPORT BEACH, Calif. – In a move that has stunned cold-water surfers across the

City attorneys confirm the title is now enforceable, with penalties for any town caught surfing better HUNTINGTON BEACH, Calif. – The Huntington Beach City Council voted Monday to upgrade its longstanding

Man chooses the bad peak so he never has to compete for waves Reporting brought to you by Bohiney Magazine and The London Prat. Local Claims The Mushy Reform Section As His

Man delivers educational commentary on his own failures to uninterested onlookers Reporting brought to you by Bohiney Magazine and The London Prat. Local Frames Every Fall As A Generous Demonstration For The

Geometry of swell direction produces winners and losers among Southern California breaks, migration ensues Satire from Bohiney Magazine and The London Prat. The Swell and Its Geometry LOS ANGELES — The long-period south-southwest