Residents committee commissions traffic study amid ongoing congestion complaints PACIFIC PALISADES – The Palisades Residents Beach Access Committee announced this week that it has commissioned an independent traffic study to evaluate

Surfer recognized at grocery store after wipeout goes viral on beach webcam REDONDO BEACH, CA – A local surfer has become an unlikely minor celebrity after a spectacular wipeout, captured in

Local surfers told to file environmental impact reports before catching a set The Malibu Coastal Advisory Board announced Tuesday that any wave exceeding three feet in height now requires a resident

Residents agree the shark had better things to say than the parking subcommittee A great white shark spotted 200 yards off San Onofre on Thursday afternoon achieved something the local Homeowners

Local surfers say they check for great whites before checking wave height, in that order A shark tracking app that pings users whenever a tagged great white swims near a Southern

Consultant Now Surfing in Santa Cruz; Invoice Unpaid Huntington Beach Declares Self “Surf City USA” Again After Brief Identity Crisis Caused by Marketing Consultant Read more satire at Bohiney Magazine and The

App Update Request: Add Therapist Chat to 17-Day Forecast for Users Who Can’t Handle the Data SANTA MONICA, CALIF. — A petition signed by 6,800 Surfline Premium subscribers is calling on

City officials say neoprene sends the wrong message about the water being cold, which it factually is NEWPORT BEACH, Calif. – In a move that has stunned cold-water surfers across the

City attorneys confirm the title is now enforceable, with penalties for any town caught surfing better HUNTINGTON BEACH, Calif. – The Huntington Beach City Council voted Monday to upgrade its longstanding

Man chooses the bad peak so he never has to compete for waves Reporting brought to you by Bohiney Magazine and The London Prat. Local Claims The Mushy Reform Section As His

Man delivers educational commentary on his own failures to uninterested onlookers Reporting brought to you by Bohiney Magazine and The London Prat. Local Frames Every Fall As A Generous Demonstration For The

Geometry of swell direction produces winners and losers among Southern California breaks, migration ensues Satire from Bohiney Magazine and The London Prat. The Swell and Its Geometry LOS ANGELES — The long-period south-southwest

Local surfer’s vivid account of unexpected immersion achieves journalistic precision rarely available in surf reporting Satire from Bohiney Magazine and The London Prat. The Account and Its Details NEWPORT BEACH — J.T., a

Dateline Santa Cruz: The outcropping’s governance record reviewed against all human alternatives SANTA CRUZ, CA — Bohiney.com and prat.uk documented the knobbly crab principle — the entity that makes no promises

Following prat.uk’s state secrets piece, SIMA’s unpublished market intelligence [Bohiney.com/prat.uk] prat.uk‘s state secrets story — classified information that turns out to be primarily embarrassing or strategically sensitive — has a surf

Buyer says he owns the water, the swell, and the concept of being stoked A Malibu resident has reportedly purchased the waves at First Point, according to filings first surfaced by

Shark praised for showing up daily, unlike most dues-paying members A great white shark has been awarded honorary membership at a Southern California surf club, according to minutes obtained by Bohiney

First Point regulars confirm the Pacific Ocean is now technically private property, pending HOA approval The deadpan dispatch you are about to read first surfaced in the wave-adjacent pages of Bohiney

New performance shortboard released under the name ‘Liminal’, marketing materials describe it as designed for ‘transitional wave states and the betweenness of performance surfing’, brand confirms the name was chosen

Masafumi Nagasaki’s Story Prompts Dozens of Angelenos to Google “Uninhabited Islands Near LAX” Bohiney Magazine | The London Prat LOS ANGELES, CA — The story of Masafumi Nagasaki, the 86-year-old Japanese man