Study Finds 94 Percent of Los Angeles Men Dressed as Surfers Have Not Touched the Ocean Since the Obama Administration
Guide to what surfers actually wear prompts Silver Lake residents to confirm they own all of the clothes and none of the boards SILVER LAKE – A field study conducted on
Southern California Surfers Learn Cold Water May Be Good for Them, Declare 61 Degrees a Medical Emergency Anyway
Science says the shock of a chilly paddle-out builds resilience, and Orange County would like a second opinion Cold Water Surfing Benefits Reach Newport Beach, Where Cold Is Defined Generously NEWPORT BEACH,
Wave Pool Companies Sue Each Other Over Who First Thought of Pushing Water, Malibu Locals File Counterclaim on Behalf of the Moon
A patent fight over artificial surf prompts Southern California to ask who holds the rights to the original Wave Pool Lawsuit Leaves Malibu Wondering Who Owns the Concept of a Wave MALIBU,
Venice Man Surfs Teahupoo in 8K From Couch, Demands Locals-Only Status in His Own Living Room
Immersive headset footage of Tahiti’s heaviest wave creates a new class of surfer who has never been wet Teahupoo 8K Immersive Video Produces First Recorded Case of Couch Localism VENICE, Calif. –
Huntington Beach Rejects Study on Surfing’s Many Birthplaces, Confirms Surfing Was First Done at the Pier in 1959 by a Guy Named Gordo
Hawaii, Tahiti, Peru, Ghana and China all have claims, and Surf City USA has a trademark Birthplace of Surfing Debate Settled Locally by Huntington Beach, Which Was Not Asked HUNTINGTON BEACH, Calif.
Santa Monica Surfer Claims He Also Rides the Timestream, Still 40 Minutes Late to Dawn Patrol
A comic book hero who surfs through time inspires a local man with a flexible relationship to the clock Waverider Superhero Story Gives Santa Monica Man a New Excuse SANTA MONICA, Calif.
Oceanside Surfer Tells Mathematicians He Solved Fluid Dynamics Years Ago: It Is Better on a Low Tide
A breakthrough claim about the equations of moving water meets a man who has been looking at it since 1987 Navier-Stokes Equations Breakthrough Fails to Impress the Guy Who Checks Oceanside
Long Beach Surfers Paddle Out Behind Catalina Ferry After Hearing a Man Got Barreled by a Boat in Canada
A six-foot ferry wave in Nova Scotia convinces a wave-starved harbor town that its moment has come Ferry Wave Surfing Arrives in Long Beach, Where the Breakwater Took the Real Ones
El Segundo Surfers Now Refuse to Paddle Out Without a Hardware Upgrade After Reading About a Wireless Heart Device
An inspiring medical comeback is received by the South Bay as a product launch Surfing With a Pacemaker Story Inspires South Bay Tech Workers to Ask About the Specs EL SEGUNDO, Calif.
San Clemente Core Lord Certification Board Overwhelmed by Applicants, All of Whom Are Disqualified for Applying
A definition of surfing’s most committed locals triggers a rush to prove one does not care about status Core Lord Status Sought by Hundreds in San Clemente, Awarded to None SAN CLEMENTE,
Study Finds Surf Therapy Works in Wave Pools, Prompting Inland Empire to Prescribe Itself an Ocean
Researchers find surfing improves wellbeing with or without a beach, and Riverside County would like one of each Surf Therapy Study Gives Inland Southern California Medical Grounds to Stop Driving to
Rincon Locals Hold Emergency Vote on Whether a Traitor Can Paddle Out at the Point
Santa Barbara surfers debate the Prince William traitor story and conclude that dropping in on your brother is worse than writing a book A Vote in the Parking Lot CARPINTERIA, Calif. –
Huntington Beach Shaper Unveils The Traitor, a Twin-Fin Built for Brothers Who No Longer Speak
Board inspired by the royal feud has two fins pointed in slightly different directions and sold out before the resin cured A Board for Estranged Siblings HUNTINGTON BEACH, Calif. – A surfboard
Malibu Lineup Rules That Calling Your Brother a Traitor Is Technically a Drop-In
First Point regulars apply 60 years of surf etiquette to the royal feud and issue a ruling on priority, snaking and uncles The Etiquette Council Convenes MALIBU, Calif. – The informal etiquette
Surf Forecasters Issue Royal Swell Warning After Traitor Story Generates Unusual Groundswell
Southern California forecasters track a long-period pulse of gossip originating in Norfolk and expect overhead sets along the Montecito coast Forecast Desk Tracks the Norfolk Low SAN CLEMENTE, Calif. – Surf forecasters
Ocean Beach Surf School Adds Brother Class After Royal Traitor Story Sparks Sibling Bookings
San Diego instructors teach feuding siblings to take turns on waves, and the first lesson is that nobody gets to be king of the peak A New Class on Newport Avenue SAN
Venice Boardwalk Psychics Predict Royal Brothers Will Reconcile at Low Tide
Tarot readers, a palm reader and a man who reads skateboard wheels deliver their verdict on the Prince William traitor story Readings on the Boardwalk VENICE, Calif. – Between a man selling
Trestles Contest Judges Score the Royal Feud and Call Interference on the Uncle
Retired surf contest judges gather at Lowers to rate the Prince William traitor saga wave by wave, and nobody posts a perfect ten The Panel Takes Its Seats SAN CLEMENTE, Calif. –
Ventura Surf Rock Band Records Traitor Stomp, an Instrumental Review of the Royal Feud
C Street trio turns the Prince William traitor saga into two minutes and forty seconds of reverb, and the uncle gets the guitar solo Reverb Meets Royalty VENTURA, Calif. – A three-piece
Hermosa Beach Lifeguards Stage Drill to Rescue Royal Family From Rip Current of Gossip
South Bay lifeguards use the Prince William traitor story as a training scenario, and the uncle refuses to be pulled out of the water A Training Exercise at the Pier HERMOSA BEACH,