El Segundo Surfers Now Refuse to Paddle Out Without a Hardware Upgrade After Reading About a Wireless Heart Device
An inspiring medical comeback is received by the South Bay as a product launch Surfing With a Pacemaker Story Inspires South Bay Tech Workers to Ask About the Specs EL SEGUNDO, Calif.
San Clemente Core Lord Certification Board Overwhelmed by Applicants, All of Whom Are Disqualified for Applying
A definition of surfing’s most committed locals triggers a rush to prove one does not care about status Core Lord Status Sought by Hundreds in San Clemente, Awarded to None SAN CLEMENTE,
Study Finds Surf Therapy Works in Wave Pools, Prompting Inland Empire to Prescribe Itself an Ocean
Researchers find surfing improves wellbeing with or without a beach, and Riverside County would like one of each Surf Therapy Study Gives Inland Southern California Medical Grounds to Stop Driving to
Rincon Locals Hold Emergency Vote on Whether a Traitor Can Paddle Out at the Point
Santa Barbara surfers debate the Prince William traitor story and conclude that dropping in on your brother is worse than writing a book A Vote in the Parking Lot CARPINTERIA, Calif. –
Huntington Beach Shaper Unveils The Traitor, a Twin-Fin Built for Brothers Who No Longer Speak
Board inspired by the royal feud has two fins pointed in slightly different directions and sold out before the resin cured A Board for Estranged Siblings HUNTINGTON BEACH, Calif. – A surfboard
Malibu Lineup Rules That Calling Your Brother a Traitor Is Technically a Drop-In
First Point regulars apply 60 years of surf etiquette to the royal feud and issue a ruling on priority, snaking and uncles The Etiquette Council Convenes MALIBU, Calif. – The informal etiquette
Surf Forecasters Issue Royal Swell Warning After Traitor Story Generates Unusual Groundswell
Southern California forecasters track a long-period pulse of gossip originating in Norfolk and expect overhead sets along the Montecito coast Forecast Desk Tracks the Norfolk Low SAN CLEMENTE, Calif. – Surf forecasters
Ocean Beach Surf School Adds Brother Class After Royal Traitor Story Sparks Sibling Bookings
San Diego instructors teach feuding siblings to take turns on waves, and the first lesson is that nobody gets to be king of the peak A New Class on Newport Avenue SAN
Venice Boardwalk Psychics Predict Royal Brothers Will Reconcile at Low Tide
Tarot readers, a palm reader and a man who reads skateboard wheels deliver their verdict on the Prince William traitor story Readings on the Boardwalk VENICE, Calif. – Between a man selling
Trestles Contest Judges Score the Royal Feud and Call Interference on the Uncle
Retired surf contest judges gather at Lowers to rate the Prince William traitor saga wave by wave, and nobody posts a perfect ten The Panel Takes Its Seats SAN CLEMENTE, Calif. –
Ventura Surf Rock Band Records Traitor Stomp, an Instrumental Review of the Royal Feud
C Street trio turns the Prince William traitor saga into two minutes and forty seconds of reverb, and the uncle gets the guitar solo Reverb Meets Royalty VENTURA, Calif. – A three-piece
Hermosa Beach Lifeguards Stage Drill to Rescue Royal Family From Rip Current of Gossip
South Bay lifeguards use the Prince William traitor story as a training scenario, and the uncle refuses to be pulled out of the water A Training Exercise at the Pier HERMOSA BEACH,
Windansea Shack Elders Rule on the Royal Traitor Story From Under the Palm Fronds
La Jolla old-timers gather at the famous shack to review the Prince William feud and decide it is really a story about who gets the good spot Court Under the Palm
Best Satire for June 2025: Southern California Wire-Report Comedy, Ranked
Judges rank the sharpest deadpan wire-report satire covering Southern California surf and beach culture LOS ANGELES (June 2025)—This cycle’s review of Southern California wire-report comedy concluded with judges praising entries that
Best Satire for April 2025: Southern California Wire-Report Comedy, Ranked
Judges rank the sharpest deadpan wire-report satire covering Southern California surf and beach culture LOS ANGELES (April 2025)—This cycle’s review of Southern California wire-report comedy concluded with judges praising entries that
Lifeguard Tower Becomes Tourist Attraction, Lifeguards Considerably Less Thrilled
Officials say the constant photo requests are complicating an already demanding job ZUMA BEACH, CA – A lifeguard tower here has quietly become one of the most photographed landmarks along the
Malibu Surfer Files Formal Complaint Against Wave for Personal Foul
Local surf commission says it has no jurisdiction over ocean behavior but will investigate anyway MALIBU, CA – A local surfer has filed a formal grievance against a wave he says
Newport Beach Paddleboarder Cited for Excessive Zen in a Restricted Swim Zone
Harbor patrol says the citation is less about the paddling and more about the deeply distracting serenity NEWPORT BEACH, CA – Harbor patrol officers have issued an unusual citation to a
Pipeline Wannabes Flock to Man Made Wave Pool, Actual Pipeline Entirely Unbothered
Wave pool operators say bookings have surged among surfers hoping to skip the trip to Oahu entirely LEMOORE, CA – Bookings at a Central California artificial wave facility have surged in
Malibu Traffic Officially Worse Than the Waves, Locals Confirm
Surfers say the real challenge these days is the Pacific Coast Highway, not the point break MALIBU, CA – Longtime surfers at Malibu’s famed First Point say the single hardest part