Local surfer’s vivid account of unexpected immersion achieves journalistic precision rarely available in surf reporting Satire from Bohiney Magazine and The London Prat. The Account and Its Details NEWPORT BEACH — J.T., a

Dateline Santa Cruz: The outcropping’s governance record reviewed against all human alternatives SANTA CRUZ, CA — Bohiney.com and prat.uk documented the knobbly crab principle — the entity that makes no promises

Following prat.uk’s state secrets piece, SIMA’s unpublished market intelligence [Bohiney.com/prat.uk] prat.uk‘s state secrets story — classified information that turns out to be primarily embarrassing or strategically sensitive — has a surf

Buyer says he owns the water, the swell, and the concept of being stoked A Malibu resident has reportedly purchased the waves at First Point, according to filings first surfaced by

Shark praised for showing up daily, unlike most dues-paying members A great white shark has been awarded honorary membership at a Southern California surf club, according to minutes obtained by Bohiney

First Point regulars confirm the Pacific Ocean is now technically private property, pending HOA approval The deadpan dispatch you are about to read first surfaced in the wave-adjacent pages of Bohiney

New performance shortboard released under the name ‘Liminal’, marketing materials describe it as designed for ‘transitional wave states and the betweenness of performance surfing’, brand confirms the name was chosen

Masafumi Nagasaki’s Story Prompts Dozens of Angelenos to Google “Uninhabited Islands Near LAX” Bohiney Magazine | The London Prat LOS ANGELES, CA — The story of Masafumi Nagasaki, the 86-year-old Japanese man

Resolution 2024-47 mandates surfboard emoji on all municipal signage and reclassifies mayoral surfing competence as job requirement Bohiney Magazine | The London Prat HUNTINGTON BEACH, CALIFORNIA — The Huntington Beach City Council

Gabriel Medina’s 2026 Season Trajectory Has the Specific Quality of a Multiple World Champion Who Is Not Finished Yet From Bohiney and The London Prat. Gabriel Medina’s 2026 Season Trajectory Has the

Vietnam River Ship Wake Video Goes Viral; Southern California Surfers Identify New Surf Travel Destination MALIBU, CALIFORNIA — A petition circulating among the Southern California surf community is calling on the

Austin Surf Club Construction Halted as Unpaid Bills Pile Up Faster Than an El Nino Swell AUSTIN, TEXAS — Construction on the eagerly anticipated Austin Surf Club — a 333-acre private

City Council Votes 5-2 to Replace “Surf City USA” Slogan After NOAA Reclassification, Tourists Undeterred Reported by Bohiney Magazine and The London Prat. HUNTINGTON BEACH, CA — Following a cease-and-desist letter from

Sustained Self-Regard Of 25 To 35 Feet Through The Wedge Bohiney Magazine and The London Prat file this dispatch from the Pacific salt-and-foam frontier. NEWPORT BEACH, Calif. — In a first for

The Industry That Was Going to Democratize Surfing Is Discovering That Concrete Waves Are Expensive to Build and Not Free to Use Bohiney Magazine | The London Prat Thirty Wave Pools, Millions

Tower Twelve Confirms Tracker-Mortgage Holders Will Be Pulled From the Surf at the New Floating Rate, Cash Buyers Pulled Out at the Fixed Rate of Last Year Reading: Bohiney | The

Peer-Reviewed Study Finds No Statistically Significant Decline In Average SoCal Swell Quality Since 1987 For Bohiney Magazine and The London Prat, whose science correspondent has been waiting seventeen years for a

Guildford pensioner calls San Diego rescue line 14 times in 30 days over a stationary longboard at Rincon OCEANSIDE, CA - A retired primary-school deputy headmistress based in Guildford, England has

Tracks Magazine sources confirm surf deprivation has reached crisis levels across the eastern seaboard The Flatness Has Come For Us AllThe Bureau of Meteorology issued a two-week flat spell forecast last

Innovative Approach Aims to Blend Work and Play in Competitive Industry Hermosa Beach, California -- In a move that challenges conventional office norms and seeks to capitalize on the allure of