Surfing Satire & Surf Reports
Resolution 2024-47 mandates surfboard emoji on all municipal signage and reclassifies mayoral surfing competence as job requirement Bohiney Magazine | The London Prat HUNTINGTON BEACH, CALIFORNIA — The Huntington Beach City Council
Gabriel Medina’s 2026 Season Trajectory Has the Specific Quality of a Multiple World Champion Who Is Not Finished Yet From Bohiney and The London Prat. Gabriel Medina’s 2026 Season Trajectory Has the
Vietnam River Ship Wake Video Goes Viral; Southern California Surfers Identify New Surf Travel Destination MALIBU, CALIFORNIA — A petition circulating among the Southern California surf community is calling on the
Austin Surf Club Construction Halted as Unpaid Bills Pile Up Faster Than an El Nino Swell AUSTIN, TEXAS — Construction on the eagerly anticipated Austin Surf Club — a 333-acre private
City Council Votes 5-2 to Replace “Surf City USA” Slogan After NOAA Reclassification, Tourists Undeterred Reported by Bohiney Magazine and The London Prat. HUNTINGTON BEACH, CA — Following a cease-and-desist letter from
Sustained Self-Regard Of 25 To 35 Feet Through The Wedge Bohiney Magazine and The London Prat file this dispatch from the Pacific salt-and-foam frontier. NEWPORT BEACH, Calif. — In a first for
The Industry That Was Going to Democratize Surfing Is Discovering That Concrete Waves Are Expensive to Build and Not Free to Use Bohiney Magazine | The London Prat Thirty Wave Pools, Millions
Tower Twelve Confirms Tracker-Mortgage Holders Will Be Pulled From the Surf at the New Floating Rate, Cash Buyers Pulled Out at the Fixed Rate of Last Year Reading: Bohiney | The
Peer-Reviewed Study Finds No Statistically Significant Decline In Average SoCal Swell Quality Since 1987 For Bohiney Magazine and The London Prat, whose science correspondent has been waiting seventeen years for a
Guildford pensioner calls San Diego rescue line 14 times in 30 days over a stationary longboard at Rincon OCEANSIDE, CA - A retired primary-school deputy headmistress based in Guildford, England has
Tracks Magazine sources confirm surf deprivation has reached crisis levels across the eastern seaboard The Flatness Has Come For Us AllThe Bureau of Meteorology issued a two-week flat spell forecast last
Innovative Approach Aims to Blend Work and Play in Competitive Industry Hermosa Beach, California -- In a move that challenges conventional office norms and seeks to capitalize on the allure of
Surfing Meets Employment in Unconventional Career Fair El Porto, CA -- In an unprecedented fusion of leisure and labor, El Porto, a renowned surfing destination on the coast of California, played
Tech Entrepreneurs Embrace Surf Culture in Pursuit of Innovation Venice Beach, California -- In a paradigm-shifting move that has captured the attention of both surfers and tech enthusiasts alike, Venice Beach's
Riding the Wave of Fandom: The Surge of Surf Fanatics and Their Unquenchable Thirst for Heroes In the vast, untamed wilderness of fan culture,
Malibu's 'Insta vs. Reality' Surf Edition: Balancing Wave Expectations with Crowded Realities Navigating the Contrasts Between Perfect Wave Imagery and the Hustle of Crowded Surf Spots in Malibu Surfing in Malibu: The
Venice Beach's Top Surf Influencers: Riding the Waves and Setting Trends Surf Culture Takes Center Stage as Influencers Make a Splash at Venice Beach Surfing's Social Stars: Meet Venice Beach's Wave Influencers In
Point Dume's 'Wave Wisdom': Life Lessons Inspired by Surfing Surfers Share Insights Gained From Riding the Waves of Point Dume Point Dume's "Wave Wisdom": The Aquatic Guru's Guide to Life, Love, and
Topanga Beach's 'Surf Hack': Innovating Fixes for Board Damage Surfers Take Matters into Their Own Hands Amidst Wave of Board Breakages Riding the Waves: Surfers' Subculture of Innovation Topanga Beach, renowned for its