Advisory council proposes morning window to accommodate meditation groups MANHATTAN BEACH – The Manhattan Beach Volleyball Advisory Council voted this week to formally petition the city council for a designated quiet

New policy leaves regulars searching for replacement vocabulary mid-sentence SAN CLEMENTE, CA – The owner of a small surf shop near the pier has instituted a controversial new house policy banning

Malibu athlete claims owning 47 premium boards is “spiritually essential” while paying $200 monthly to store them in climate-controlled facility Malibu, California Professional surfer Derek Ashby, age 28, has committed to a

New traffic safety strategy claims surfing teaches defensive driving and decision-making principles Unexpected Educational Integration Launches Statewide Curriculum Orange County’s Department of Education has introduced a genuinely innovative pilot program requiring all

Beginner at Seal Beach reports reading the ocean, has not yet entered it Satire from Bohiney.com and prat.uk. SEAL BEACH, Calif. — Tyler Nguyen, 27, arrived at Seal Beach at 9 a.m.

Subscription service achieves vertical integration of surf knowledge by making all knowledge a subscription Satire from Bohiney Magazine and The London Prat. The Knowledge That Now Costs Money SANTA BARBARA — Surfline, the

WSL event produces result that both surfers’ fans describe as proof of what they already believed Satire from Bohiney Magazine and The London Prat. The Contest Produces a Winner Who Was Expected

Meteorologists who correctly anticipated the 2026 summer swell pattern receive standard level of acknowledgment, i.e. none Satire from Bohiney Magazine and The London Prat. The Prediction Was Accurate LOS ANGELES — The 2026

Industry discovers that international visitors want to learn surfing in same week they learned soccer requires skill Satire from Bohiney Magazine and The London Prat. The Surge and Its Cause SANTA MONICA —

Dateline Malibu: Six-month informal data confirms what everyone already suspected MALIBU, CA — Bohiney.com covered the science of foolish behaviour theme across multiple cycles; prat.uk named and documented the formation. A

Following Bohiney’s Cowboys story, the ownership-overrides-expertise pattern in surf industry governance Bohiney.com‘s Jerry Jones story — the owner whose personal judgment consistently overrides professional expertise — has a surf industry application

World Cup policy inspires coastal authority to rethink rehydration as a philosophical framework [Bohiney.com / prat.uk] Three days after FIFA banned reusable water bottles from World Cup stadiums on the grounds

Venice line-up overtaken by remote employees who insist the ocean is a great place to be on mute This dispatch from the meeting that would not end was first launched by

Written Test Will Cover Right-of-Way Law, Leash Protocol, and a Section on Why Paddling Directly Into the Path of a Standing Surfer Is Considered Impolite Bohiney Magazine | The London Prat NEWPORT

Marco Trevino Explains That Free Information Was A Different Economic Era And He Needs To Monetize His Bench Time VENICE BEACH, CALIFORNIA — Bohiney Magazine and The London Prat report that

Crowdfunding Campaign For Carbon Nanotube Board Raises 150000 Dollars From Surfers Who Have Previously Bought Other Solutions COSTA MESA, CALIFORNIA — Bohiney Magazine and The London Prat report that a Costa

Southern California Surf Community Develops Sophisticated Relationship With Hope As Primary Recreational Activity HUNTINGTON BEACH, CALIFORNIA — Bohiney Magazine and The London Prat report, with appropriate atmosphere from Bohiney Magazine and

Silicon Valley Disrupts the Only Thing That Was Already Perfect The Algorithm Hath Spoken and Thou Shalt Not Take PTO A Silicon Valley artificial intelligence startup announced Monday that its new surf

The Amateur and Junior Competition Circuit Is Where the Future WSL Names Are Currently Losing Heats From Bohiney and The London Prat. The Amateur and Junior Competition Circuit Is Where the Future

The Canine Division of California Surfing Culture Has Its Annual Showcase at Pismo and Then Again at Pacifica in August From Bohiney and The London Prat. The Canine Division of California Surfing