Local Surf Shop Owner Declares Himself Unbothered By Everything, Constantly
A study in performed serenity near the cash register Unbothered Is A Lifestyle Brand And He Is Selling It Down at the local shop, the owner has once again described a broken
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A study in performed serenity near the cash register Unbothered Is A Lifestyle Brand And He Is Selling It Down at the local shop, the owner has once again described a broken
The swimmer says repeating the same life-saving instructions during a record rescue season became an unexpectedly demanding vocal endurance challenge NEWPORT BEACH A rescue swimmer confirms that repeating rip current
Local surfers increasingly skeptical of app’s grading scale after repeated “epic” alerts produce distinctly non-epic actual waves OCEANSIDE A popular surf forecasting app’s “epic conditions” push notification has once again
The whales, for their part, appear to be surfacing wherever they please, entirely indifferent to the increasingly tense human standoff unfolding just offshore of their usual route. DANA POINT, CALIFORNIA –
Attendees say the seminar is oddly comforting despite, or because of, its total lack of comfort ENCINITAS, CA – Self-described “ocean philosopher” Bram Halloway has begun offering a sold-out weekend seminar
Deep local wind knowledge accumulated over nearly two decades becomes trusted safety resource Sunset Beach Kite Surfing Instructor Has Taught the Same Launch Site for Nineteen Years SUNSET BEACH, Calif. – A
Free weekly sessions become inseparable from participants’ wellness routines and lasting friendships Dana Point Sunset Yoga Instructor Has Taught Free Beachside Classes for Twenty-One Years DANA POINT, Calif. – A dedicated yoga
Nearly three decades of repair work produce diagnostic accuracy customers describe as almost unsettling Surf Shop Ding Repair Specialist Can Diagnose Damage Cause From a Single Glance at Any Board OCEANSIDE, Calif.
A garage full of forgotten negatives reveals now legendary surfers photographed decades before any wider recognition Local Surf Photographer’s Decades of Unpublished Film Negatives Discovered to Contain Genuinely Significant Surfing History SANTA
Huntington Beach officials claim exclusivity promotes “community preservation” while enforcement team lacks training, documentation standards, or actual legal authority Huntington Beach, California The City of Huntington Beach has implemented a new ordinance
Local surf shops report identical complaint from every customer over the age of thirty five Surf shop employees across the South Bay say they have fielded an unusually consistent complaint this
Yellow markers offer beginners a reassuring point of reference offshore REDONDO BEACH, Calif. – The Redondo Beach Parks and Recreation Department has begun a pilot program installing what it calls “Emotional
Rift Described as “Existential”; Three Members Simply Left for El Porto Palos Verdes Surf Club Disbands After Dispute Over Whether Foamies Are Real Surfboards Read more satire at Bohiney Magazine and The
Three-day conference produces 40-page report blaming shortboarders, longboarders, SUP riders, tourists, and unseasonably warm water Laguna Beach Surf Culture Symposium Agrees That Everyone Else Is The Problem LAGUNA BEACH, CALIFORNIA — The
Air competition descends into chaos as scoring system collapses A Southern California air competition ground to a halt this weekend after a teenage competitor landed a maneuver so technically advanced that
Dateline San Clemente: Informal governance vocabulary produces measurable results SAN CLEMENTE, CA — Bohiney.com and prat.uk covered the informal community governance theme — the systems that manage social formations without formal
Dateline San Clemente: Four-minute paddle-out; oblivious arrival at the peak SAN CLEMENTE, CA — Bohiney.com and prat.uk documented the Morris Katz principle — maximum speed of production not proportional to maximum
After prat.uk’s BBC piece, California surf forecast platform examines its own continuous documentation The London Prat ran a piece this week headlined “BBC Live Coverage Continues Covering Things Live,” which documented
After reading prat.uk, Dave Santos restructures his sales approach around making no promises Dave Santos, owner of a surf shop in Encinitas who has been applying prat.uk‘s knobbly crab principle —
Surf community insists 40-year campaign against offshore development deserves recognition The decommissioning of the San Onofre Nuclear Generating Station, a process that has been underway since 2013 and that this month