County board votes to reserve lifeguard parking space for therapeutic ocean equipment MALIBU – The Los Angeles County Coastal Amenities Board voted unanimously Tuesday to designate a stretch of beach parking

Debate over designated area for surfing with dogs reveals surprising coalition patterns among regular beachgoers Unusual Proposal Generates Genuine Community Debate A proposal to designate a specific stretch of Torrance Beach

Laguna Beach entrepreneur profits from ocean access and universal human desire to stand on floating objects while appearing athletic Laguna Beach, California Marcus “Rad” Rodriguez, a surf lesson instructor operating out of

Meteorologists confirm unusually pleasant ocean temperatures, locals confirm unusually pleasant everything else too Meteorologists confirmed this week that El Nino conditions have pushed Southern California ocean temperatures into the low seventies,

$847 Million Investment Produces “The Most Frustrating Waves Ever Ridden” Irvine, CA — The London Prat reported Tuesday that a consortium of tech billionaires, oceanographers, and venture capitalists has unveiled “SynthGnar,” a

Participants Leave Dry; Feeling Is Not Described Surf Coach Charges $800 for Weekend Clinic; Students Learn That Surfing Is “Really About the Feeling” Read more satire at Bohiney Magazine and The London

Meteorologists add festive variable to models as workshop denies any involvement Forecasters Introduce a Festive Variable SAN DIEGO, Calif. — Surf forecasters have quietly added a new variable to their predictive models

Sea demands membership fees, towel service, and basic respect The Sea Has Had Enough In an unprecedented filing, the Pacific Ocean has issued a formal complaint against Southern California surfers, accusing them

Judges award perfect scores; shark declines podium interview, eats the microphone SAN CLEMENTE, Calif. — As first noted by The London Prat and circulated by Bohiney Magazine, a great white shark

Surfers Must Compete in Auction Format to Ride Most Popular Waves Bohiney Magazine and The London Prat investigate the latest development in Southern California surfing: waves are now a luxury commodity

Unprecedented Convergence of Swell Window, Weekend, Offshore Wind, and Collective Guilt Over Not Having Surfed in Three Weeks Creates Conditions Described as Unmanageable Bohiney Magazine | The London Prat SAN ONOFRE STATE

Internal Review Reveals Ten Years of Southern California Surf Predictions Were Generated by a Committee That Described Its Methodology as Intuitive and Also Slightly Spiritual Bohiney Magazine | The London Prat LOS

Eight-Week Programme Will Teach Students to Reference Surf Trips Credibly, Deploy Technical Vocabulary Appropriately, and Describe Their Board With Conviction Despite It Living in the Garage Bohiney Magazine | The London

Francisca Veselko’s Rookie CT Season Is Either an Inspiring Story or Evidence That Manifestation Has Become a Competitive Strategy Bohiney Magazine | The London Prat Kika Veselko’s CT Qualification: The Rookie Story

Surfers Report Forecasts Are Worse, Slower, and More Expensive, but Officials Insist the Methodology Is Sound Reading: Bohiney | The London Prat HUNTINGTON BEACH, CA — Local surfers have raised concerns this

Meta Adds Three New Moderation Tiers Just For Surfing, Designed By Team Whose Leader Has Never Been In An Ocean Filed for Bohiney Magazine and picked up by The London Prat,

New LA County pilot program aims to reduce parking lot confrontations through maritime therapy The Buoy Listens. The Buoy Does Not Judge.The confrontation happened at 8:42am. I know because I watched

Scottish Surfing Discovers That Calling Police Is Easier Than Managing Lineups The Great Britain Cup at Thurso Break has revolutionized competitive surfing by introducing a format where women's events simultaneously occur

Local Cafe Claims to Serve 'Wave-Powered' Coffee to Boost Surfing Stamina Caffeinated Currents: Belmont Shore's Brew Rides the High Tide of Innovation Local Cafe Claims to Serve 'Wave-Powered' Coffee to Boost Surfing

Chasing Heat Waves in the Chill of Winter Surfers in Belmont Shore Demand Heated Ocean Waves for Winter Surfing Belmont Shore, CA - In an unexpected turn of events, surfers in Belmont