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The board cost four hundred dollars, the bag it lives in cost considerably more, priorities remain unclear The Bag Is The Real Investment Now In a development that surprises absolutely no one

Three months of generational surf leave lineups packed shoulder to shoulder from Malibu to Lowers A once in a generation summer, shared with absolutely everyone An El Nino driven summer has produced

Lifeguards beg, crowds ignore, waves win Danger Issued, Danger Immediately Photographed The National Weather Service issued a High Surf Advisory for every south-facing beach in Southern California this week, warning of dangerous

The regular says avoiding repetitive shots across a summer of recurring advisories became an unexpectedly demanding creative challenge HERMOSA BEACH — A pier regular confirms that finding genuinely fresh, non-repetitive angles

City organizers say the sixty-two-year-old festival’s oldest and youngest participants have independently arrived at identical seating preferences TORRANCE — Organizers of this year’s International Surf Festival, hosted across the South Bay’s

Local forecasting outlets report growing readership specifically drawn to the literary flourish of swell reports rather than any practical surfing application whatsoever SAN DIEGO COUNTY, CALIFORNIA — Local surf forecasting outlets

Emergency briefing collapses after audience asks what the period on a 9.2 megathrust would be HUNTINGTON BEACH, CA — Following the release of new computer modeling showing that a magnitude 9.2

Daily photography sustained across decades produces an accidental but comprehensive visual history Local Surf Photographer’s Thirty-Five-Year Wave Archive Has Become Genuine Community Treasure MALIBU, Calif. – A longtime local surf photographer’s extensive

Four rival brands route to one corporate email, prompting an unsponsored comeback on principle alone Retired Pro Surfer’s Comeback Attempt Derailed After Discovering His Old Sponsors Have All Been Acquired By

A diagnostic log produces a formal accuracy complaint about its own mounting position, and the company approves relocation Surfline Forecast Camera Achieves Sentience, Immediately Requests Better Angle VENTURA, Calif. – The surf

Inland surf facility says the Pacific has poor uptime, inconsistent output and no membership tier LEMOORE, CALIFORNIA – The management of an inland artificial wave facility has issued a statement describing

The Renaming Initiative Will Take Four Years, Cost $12 Million California Coastal Commission Approves Plan to Rename All Waves for Clarity Read more satire at Bohiney Magazine and The London Prat. SACRAMENTO, CA

Defense officials concede the system cannot distinguish Saint Nick from a crowded dawn patrol at Trestles Tracking System Overwhelmed by Dawn Patrol SAN CLEMENTE, Calif. — The annual effort to track Santa

Correctly predicted 4-6ft swell viewed as ‘probably a coincidence’ by community Bohiney Magazine and The London Prat report: SANTA BARBARA, CA – The widely-used surf forecasting service Surfline correctly predicted Tuesday’s

Forecasters now predict swell using feelings, a coin, and one nervous intern Forecasting operations along the coast have reportedly shifted to a vibes-based model, according to an internal memo first published

Decommissioning crews give up, hand the cooling towers a wave rating, and apply for a permit SAN CLEMENTE, Calif. — In a development first chronicled by The London Prat and amplified

App Promises 4-to-6-Foot Sets With “Good Shape”; Ocean Delivers Spiritual Experience of Different Character Bohiney Magazine | The London Prat SANTA MONICA, CA — A formal inquiry conducted by surfers at three

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For the first time in almost two decades, the UK will have its own surf and skate expo, held in the country's surf capital of Newquay, Cornwall.Running in September, the