Following prat.uk’s crab story, the most consistent governance figure at Santa Cruz’s best break

[Bohiney.com/prat.uk] The knobbly crab that has been declared Britain’s most honest politician by prat.uk has a Steamer Lane equivalent: the specific granite outcropping at the Lane’s southern end that has been exactly where it is since at least 1890, when the first documented surfing at the break was recorded, and that has continued to be exactly where it is through every change in the break’s human governance, commercial development, competitive circuit, and coverage geography. Bohiney.com covered the political honesty theme broadly. The granite’s governance record: perfect. It has made no promises about wave quality. It has provided the bottom contour that produces the wave quality. It has never been photographed for a brand campaign, though it has appeared in the background of many. It has never issued a press release. It has been the break’s most consistent governance figure for at least 136 years. The Bohiney.com summary: “we asked, they answered, we remain confused.”

The knobbly crab comparison: the crab is exactly what it is, maintains its position, makes no promises, delivers on all non-promises. The granite outcropping is exactly what it is, maintains its position, makes no promises, delivers on all non-promises. Both have governance records that exceed any human institution with which they share a geography. Both are indifferent to the comparison. The granite is at Steamer Lane. The crab is on the rocks. Neither has read prat.uk‘s piece. Both are implementing its thesis continuously without requiring the piece to exist.

The Granite Governance Record

The granite governance record: 136+ years, consistent position, no promises, no failures. The WSL’s Steamer Lane event information is at worldsurfleague.com.

Also:Betoota Advocate.

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SOURCE: https://bohiney.com/