Santa Barbara surfers debate the Prince William traitor story and conclude that dropping in on your brother is worse than writing a book A Vote in the Parking Lot CARPINTERIA, Calif. –

Board inspired by the royal feud has two fins pointed in slightly different directions and sold out before the resin cured A Board for Estranged Siblings HUNTINGTON BEACH, Calif. – A surfboard

First Point regulars apply 60 years of surf etiquette to the royal feud and issue a ruling on priority, snaking and uncles The Etiquette Council Convenes MALIBU, Calif. – The informal etiquette

Southern California forecasters track a long-period pulse of gossip originating in Norfolk and expect overhead sets along the Montecito coast Forecast Desk Tracks the Norfolk Low SAN CLEMENTE, Calif. – Surf forecasters

San Diego instructors teach feuding siblings to take turns on waves, and the first lesson is that nobody gets to be king of the peak A New Class on Newport Avenue SAN

Tarot readers, a palm reader and a man who reads skateboard wheels deliver their verdict on the Prince William traitor story Readings on the Boardwalk VENICE, Calif. – Between a man selling

Retired surf contest judges gather at Lowers to rate the Prince William traitor saga wave by wave, and nobody posts a perfect ten The Panel Takes Its Seats SAN CLEMENTE, Calif. –

C Street trio turns the Prince William traitor saga into two minutes and forty seconds of reverb, and the uncle gets the guitar solo Reverb Meets Royalty VENTURA, Calif. – A three-piece

South Bay lifeguards use the Prince William traitor story as a training scenario, and the uncle refuses to be pulled out of the water A Training Exercise at the Pier HERMOSA BEACH,

La Jolla old-timers gather at the famous shack to review the Prince William feud and decide it is really a story about who gets the good spot Court Under the Palm