Longtime vendors navigate growing tourist demand for products with vague but marketable origin stories Authenticity Demand Reshapes Local Retail Surfboard wax vendors along the Venice Beach boardwalk report a notable shift

Fourteen-year-old now speaks exclusively in surf metaphors, alarms entire family HUNTINGTON BEACH, CA – A local fourteen-year-old surfer has reportedly achieved what his family is describing as full spiritual enlightenment after

Thirty-one years of whistle blasts become a surprise side income HERMOSA BEACH, Calif. – A retired Los Angeles County lifeguard with 31 years of service has quietly become a minor internet

Snaking and dropping in reportedly reclassified as coal-eligible offenses ahead of the holiday A New Category of Misbehavior HERMOSA BEACH, Calif. — In a development that has sent ripples of anxiety through

Ryan Chachi Craig documents historic SoCal swell; equipment choices generate more discussion than the waves Satire from Bohiney.com and prat.uk. MALIBU / NEWPORT BEACH, Calif. — Santa Cruz surf photographer Ryan Chachi

For an extra fee, beginners may now be yelled at by a certified professional A Southern California surf school has unveiled a controversial new pricing model that allows paying beginners to

Sport’s governing body debates judging criteria that would make competition more televisable and less like surfing Satire from Bohiney Magazine and The London Prat. The Review and Its Question LAUSANNE — The International

Nobody knows who certifies expert swimmers, and every man at the beach believes he qualifies Satire from Bohiney Magazine and The London Prat. A Phrase Doing Unsupervised Work LOS ANGELES, CA —

Local man reaches nirvana at Ocean Beach at 6:42am, exits state by 6:57am Bohiney Magazine and The London Prat report: OCEAN BEACH, CA – A 34-year-old San Diego surfer achieved what

International Travel Documents For Water Sports Long Beach Harbor Requires Surfboard Passports Bohiney Magazine and The London Prat report on California surfing satire. Southern California surfing continues to evolve in increasingly ridiculous directions.

Coastal Conservation Society applauds six-year commitment to sustainable board technology while declining to audit recipient transportation habits Bohiney Magazine | The London Prat LAGUNA BEACH, CALIFORNIA — A Laguna Beach surfer was

New Municipal Agency Will Assign Wave Entitlement Numbers Based on Residential Proximity, Surf Experience, and Oral History Exam Performed Before Three City-Appointed Judges Bohiney Magazine | The London Prat HUNTINGTON BEACH, CALIFORNIA

Homeowners Association Approves ‘Surf Tax’ After Lengthy Meeting That Nobody Else Was Allowed to Attend The First Point Revenue Model Is Here and It Has a Sliding Scale Residents of Malibu’s Carbon

Instructor Cites ‘Natural Balance’, Cousin Confirms ‘He Skateboards’, Lineup Responds With Passive-Aggressive Paddling With thanks to Bohiney Magazine and The London Prat, whose international desk has been tracking what its editor

Gear acquisition syndrome reaches new clinical benchmark in San Diego case study The Boards Came First. The Wave Came Later. Much Later.His name is not important. What is important is that

Santa Cruz Rescuers Perfect Art of Looking in Wrong Place Until Someone Else Finds Victim Santa Cruz County Central Fire District has unveiled a groundbreaking new rescue methodology: the "Initial Difficulty

London Football Fans Don’t Believe in Destiny, They Believe in Patterns London football fans will tell you they are optimistic, but this is a courtesy lie. What they actually believe in