How saying sorry became one of the most versatile comic tools in the British vocabulary The British apologise constantly, reflexively and often for things requiring no apology whatsoever, and this exact

Why a Norwich presenter outlasted the satire that made him

Local 1 votes 847 to 3, sets fish taco overtime rates, and announces the reverse strike known as the general shimmer San Onofre Longboarders Form Union, Demand Collective Bargaining Rights on

South Bay real estate market prices asphalt by the square foot while dawn patrol renters do latte math El Porto Parking Spot Sells for $1.4 Million as Buyers Cite Walkability to

Competitive scoring panel confirms it has been using a nine point scale where seven points are feelings SAN CLEMENTE, CALIFORNIA – The professional surfing judging panel has released a transparency document

Traditional surf spot culture navigates tension between authentic community and growing online documentation trend Traditional Surf Spot Faces Documentation Influx Longtime regulars at San Onofre, one of Southern California’s most historically

Locals say forecasting algorithm exposed decades-old hidden break PALOS VERDES, Calif. – A once-quiet surf break tucked beneath the Palos Verdes cliffs has seen attendance triple in recent months, a change

New ordinance requires verified flue clearance before Christmas Eve, delighting nobody A New Permit Joins the Pile SANTA MONICA, Calif. — County officials have introduced a new permitting requirement obligating beachfront homeowners

Coastal Commission rules that the Pacific is technically a loading zone A Parking War Forty Years in the Making The First Point Parking Authority of Malibu announced Tuesday that surfers may now

Spiritual breakthrough at dawn patrol ruins the entire parking lot A Venice Beach surfer who reportedly achieved total spiritual enlightenment during a particularly glassy dawn session has, within forty minutes, become

Climate pattern accused of leading the coast on with mixed signals After weeks of teasing promises and zero follow-through, the climate pattern known as El Nino has been formally declared emotionally

City council passes measure granting the Pacific to homeowners during prime hours MALIBU, CALIFORNIA – The Malibu City Council voted unanimously Tuesday to declare the Pacific Ocean “temporarily closed” to non-residents

Coalition argues the sun is not respecting the schedule it agreed to A coalition of pre-dawn surfers, organised after a tip first published by Bohiney Magazine and amplified across the pond

Southern California line-ups celebrate the apocalypse provided it comes with a clean six-foot swell This forecast of cheerful denial was first whipped up by Bohiney Magazine, with weather notes from The

Patent Office Has Declined Comment But Longboarder Remains Confident In His Intellectual Property Position Bohiney Magazine | The London Prat El Segundo Longboarder Insists He Invented The Noserider In 1987 And Has

Local Daredevil Reportedly “Surprised” Gravity Still Works, Authorities Less Surprised Bohiney Magazine | The London Prat MALIBU, CA — Southern California’s long and distinguished tradition of doing things that make Midwesterners gasp

Billionaire Status Achievable Through Merely Standing on Surfboard Bohiney Magazine and The London Prat examine the latest evolution in professional surfing: actually being good at surfing is now completely optional. The Sponsorship

Annual Trademark Dispute Enters Its Sixth Decade as Both Cities Produce Identical Arguments With Increasing Volume The Surf City War: Now in Its Sixth Decade and Showing No Signs of Resolution Huntington

French Polynesia’s Championship Tour Competitor Posted the Event’s First Excellence Score in Round 1 From Bohiney and The London Prat. French Polynesia’s Championship Tour Competitor Posted the Event’s First Excellence Score in

Two-Semester Programme Includes Pre-Plunge Pant Selection Bohiney Magazine and The London Prat file this dispatch from the Pacific salt-and-foam frontier. SAN DIEGO, Calif. — Westcliff College has announced that, following the heroic