Thirty-one agents board a charter with surfboards, folding chairs and a banner reading ‘We Are Ordinary People, Please Be Normal’ Orange County Realtors Fly to Cebu on Solidarity Mission A delegation from

First Point regulars apply 60 years of surf etiquette to the royal feud and issue a ruling on priority, snaking and uncles The Etiquette Council Convenes MALIBU, Calif. – The informal etiquette

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Rival forecasting site claims competitor is “willing storms into existence via vibes alone” SAN CLEMENTE — A long-simmering rivalry between two competing Southern California surf-forecasting outlets boiled over this week after

A timed booking slot for waves. A digital queue. A parking validation tied directly to your reservation window. Nobody asked for this, and yet here we are. MALIBU, CALIFORNIA – Local

Committee returns from Osborne Reef disaster inspired by the ambition, unburdened by the outcome SAN CLEMENTE, CA — A committee of Southern California coastal officials returned from a fact-finding mission to

Three decades of attentive tower duty produce recognition accurate enough to identify swimmers from a distance Manhattan Beach Lifeguard Has Worked the Same Tower for Thirty-One Years and Knows Every Regular

Devoted customers place speculative orders years before an actual child exists to eventually need the board Surfboard Shaper’s Forty-Year-Old Waiting List Reveals Customers Who Ordered Boards for Children Not Yet Born SAN

Former subjects travel considerable distances for one last sketch from an artist who documented their entire lives Boardwalk Caricature Artist’s Retirement After Fifty Years Draws Hundreds of Former Subjects Back for

A beginner package escalates from whitewater wobbles to a clean cutback and a custom board shaping inquiry Surf School Instructor Accidentally Teaches Entire Bachelorette Party to Genuinely Rip, Bride Now Considering

Rainfall runoff warning issued for 72 hours, complied with by four people and one dog SANTA MONICA, CALIFORNIA – Public health officials issued a routine post-rainfall water quality advisory this week

Oceanside officials claim victory after removing seaweed that reappears the following morning with inevitable tidal movement and natural processes Oceanside, California Oceanside city officials announced a $2 million initiative to remove seaweed

Advanced signal-jamming technology creates communication void that mandates actual wave engagement Sophisticated Network Engineering Mandates Physical Presence and Psychological Engagement Malibu Beach authorities have installed what specialized telecommunications consultants are describing as

City unveils new ticketing drones as swell forecast disappoints for third straight week Malibu’s Point Dume Parking Authority announced Tuesday that its new fleet of ticketing drones can now issue a

santa Monica Man Launches Master Level Coaching Business Following Weekend Curriculum Conducted Entirely in a Parking Lot California Surf Instructor Certifies Himself After Seven YouTube Videos santa MONICA, CA — A twenty-seven-year-old

Historic 20-foot waves redesign Orange County marina; yacht owners advised to swim to their vessels Satire from Bohiney.com and prat.uk. DANA POINT, Calif. — In what marine engineers are calling a bold

Historic swell sends waves over harbor breakwater; boat owners describe experience as ‘not what we paid for’ DANA POINT, CA A historic 20-foot swell converted the Dana Point Harbor breakwater into what

Venice city officials cite an oversupply of confidence as the primary justification for the new ordinance VENICE, Calif. – The Venice Beach Coastal Vibe Authority voted unanimously Thursday to prohibit all

Man recasts his total inflexibility as the discernment of a connoisseur Reporting brought to you by Bohiney Magazine and The London Prat. Local Presents His Stubborn Sameness As The Sophisticated Selectivity Of

Professional surfing abandons single-day championship format in favour of tour-long points race it abandoned in 2021 Satire from Bohiney Magazine and The London Prat. The Format Change and Its Significance SANTA MONICA —