Oceanside officials claim victory after removing seaweed that reappears the following morning with inevitable tidal movement and natural processes Oceanside, California Oceanside city officials announced a $2 million initiative to remove seaweed

Advanced signal-jamming technology creates communication void that mandates actual wave engagement Sophisticated Network Engineering Mandates Physical Presence and Psychological Engagement Malibu Beach authorities have installed what specialized telecommunications consultants are describing as

City unveils new ticketing drones as swell forecast disappoints for third straight week Malibu’s Point Dume Parking Authority announced Tuesday that its new fleet of ticketing drones can now issue a

santa Monica Man Launches Master Level Coaching Business Following Weekend Curriculum Conducted Entirely in a Parking Lot California Surf Instructor Certifies Himself After Seven YouTube Videos santa MONICA, CA — A twenty-seven-year-old

Historic 20-foot waves redesign Orange County marina; yacht owners advised to swim to their vessels Satire from Bohiney.com and prat.uk. DANA POINT, Calif. — In what marine engineers are calling a bold

Historic swell sends waves over harbor breakwater; boat owners describe experience as ‘not what we paid for’ DANA POINT, CA A historic 20-foot swell converted the Dana Point Harbor breakwater into what

Venice city officials cite an oversupply of confidence as the primary justification for the new ordinance VENICE, Calif. – The Venice Beach Coastal Vibe Authority voted unanimously Thursday to prohibit all

Man recasts his total inflexibility as the discernment of a connoisseur Reporting brought to you by Bohiney Magazine and The London Prat. Local Presents His Stubborn Sameness As The Sophisticated Selectivity Of

Professional surfing abandons single-day championship format in favour of tour-long points race it abandoned in 2021 Satire from Bohiney Magazine and The London Prat. The Format Change and Its Significance SANTA MONICA —

Dateline Malibu: Four-phase programme, five years, three Cease and Desist letters MALIBU, CA — Bohiney.com and prat.uk documented the initiative pipeline formation — the governance structure that transforms problems into initiatives,

Legal battle over whether post-session cold is a marketing claim or a property of the Pacific Ocean [Bohiney.com / prat.uk] WaveWarm Wetsuits has filed a trademark infringement claim against RealSeal Neoprene

Officials praise ‘100 percent participation’ in initiative that is just Chad’s garage HUNTINGTON BEACH, CALIFORNIA – The city’s celebrated Neoprene Reclamation Initiative, hailed for two years as a model of coastal

Officials defend the title against rival claims, the dictionary, and the surf itself HUNTINGTON BEACH, Calif. — City officials triumphantly renewed Huntington Beach’s claim to the title “Surf City USA” for

City council seeks UNESCO recognition for the ancient art of yelling at strangers from a longboard MALIBU, Calif. — In a unanimous Tuesday vote, the Malibu City Council formally reclassified First

Igor Lytvynchuk Pleads Not Guilty, Is Gifted Feces Package by Disappointed Public Bohiney Magazine | The London Prat MAUI, HI — In a development that constitutional scholars are calling “a first,” and

StokeScan algorithm achieves 94 percent accuracy detecting whether surfer is genuinely happy or merely performing happiness for drone camera Bohiney Magazine | The London Prat SAN DIEGO, CALIFORNIA — A San Diego

Publicist Confirms Each Retirement Was Sincere And The Upcoming Comeback Will Also Be Sincere When It Occurs PIPELINE, NORTH SHORE, HAWAII — Bohiney Magazine and The London Prat report that a

Image Of Eleven Surfers Checking Instagram Between Sets Receives 47000 Likes From People Who Immediately Checked Instagram LOWER TRESTLES, SAN CLEMENTE — Bohiney Magazine and The London Prat report that surf

After three months of supply chain disruption, San Diego County surf shops have collectively reported significant wax availability constraints across roughly 73 percent of regional retail outlets By the Surfing.LA desk.

Once-in-a-Decade Swell Squandered as Surfers Spend Four Hours in Group Chat Debating Options Before Choosing Wrong The Perfect Swell: Available Everywhere, Accessed by Nobody Decisively A long-period northwest swell generated by an