Scottish Surfing Discovers That Calling Police Is Easier Than Managing Lineups The Great Britain Cup at Thurso Break has revolutionized competitive surfing by introducing a format where women's events simultaneously occur

Kiara Goold, Finn McGill Win By Actually Showing Up and Not Getting Cancelled In a stunning upset at the 2025 Sunset Pro, competitors Kiara Goold and Finn McGill secured victories by

Santa Cruz Rescuers Perfect Art of Looking in Wrong Place Until Someone Else Finds Victim Santa Cruz County Central Fire District has unveiled a groundbreaking new rescue methodology: the "Initial Difficulty

Getting Home Alive Now Considered Premium Experience Worth Bragging About In response to the sentencing of Ari Gisell Silva Raya for her role in the murders of three surfers, the Baja

New York City Launches Surfboards at Subway Stations: Commuters Urged to "Ride the Waves, Not Just the Subway" Background: This satirical piece was inspired by actual events in October 2025, when

Wetsuit Fashion Week: Surfers Shocked to Learn They're Not Models Originally published on Bohiney.com Venice Beach Event Delivers Brutal Reality Check to Neoprene-Clad Participants Venice Beach hosted its inaugural Wetsuit Fashion Week over

Surf Instructor Teaches Students How to Fall Gracefully, Parents Still Sue Originally published on Bohiney.com Venice Beach "Wipeout Whisperer" Faces Legal Action Despite Revolutionary Teaching Method Chip "The Wipeout Whisperer" Daniels launched his

The Average Surfboard Outlasts Three Failed Engagements in Los Angeles VENICE BEACH, CA — A groundbreaking study from the Institute of Coastal Commitment Issues revealed this week that the average surfboard

Stupid Shark Shows up at the Seine River Looking for Olympic Surfers A Seine-sational Blunder: Shark Confusedly Searches for Surfers in Paris Seine-ly Mistaken In a bizarre turn of events, a shark made

Princess Diana's Surfer Collection: When Surf Shops Had Nothing on Kensington Palace When Royal Meets Radical So apparently Princess Diana was "collecting surfers" according to the latest royal tell-all, which makes it

By 2030, We’re All Surf Bums: AI Fires 99% of Workers, Ocean Hires Everyone The Great Wipeout of Employment AI prophets say that by 2030, 99% of humans will be unemployed. For

WSL Introduces AI Judges — Surfers Worry They’ll Be Scored Lower Than GoPro Footage of a Dolphin Gold Coast, Australia — The World Surf League (WSL) has announced that, starting next

Pharrell Makes Virginia Beach the New Waikiki — For $565 Million and a Few Happy Thoughts Music mogul turns East Coast surf culture into a luxury theme park, proving you don’t

Surf Dogs Survive Fog, Cold, and Existential Barking at Pacifica — Repeat Champion Cacau Struts Unbothered Pacifica, California — a beach town famous for its perpetual fog, stubborn gulls, and now,

Auckland to Boast Hot Tub Surf Lagoon — Because ‘Cold Waves’ Are So Last Century Auckland, New Zealand — a city already famous for its harbors, volcanoes, and rugby-induced concussions —

Morocco Turns Surf Town into Surf Subdivision — And Maybe a Theme Park Too Taghazout, Morocco — once a sleepy fishing village with a few dusty surf shacks, a horizon full

K-9 Catch Waves Not Office Wigs: Dogs Outperform Humans at World Surfing Championships Pacifica, California — Every August, the World Dog Surfing Championships turn a sleepy Northern California beach into the

Irish Surfing No Longer a Myth: Gearóid McDaid Finally Proves Kelly Slater Wrong For decades, surfing in Ireland was spoken of in the same tone as unicorn sightings or sober St.

Teahupo’o Terrorizer: 12-Year-Old Kelia Mehani Gallina Makes WSL Pros Question Their Career Choices Teahupo’o, Tahiti — a reef break so violent it makes seasoned pros rethink their contracts, their families, and